Friday October 20, 2006
Book 8: The Sharp End of the Stick
Part II: Schlocktoberfest 2006


Schlock:What's goin' on?
Kevyn:I've generously decided to allow Elf to use the fabber for a little while.
Schlock:You? Generous?
Kevyn:Okay, she euphemistically threatened me with permanent genital damage.
Kevyn:But the moment I let on that you can get fabber time by offering me physical harm, you'll be. . . You know, forget I said anything.