Thursday March 22, 2007
Elf:I've been wondering. . . What happened to your other epaulet? And should I be worrying about it?
Kevyn:I stuffed it into my pants pocket. the asymmetry would have called attention to it.
Elf:So it's still in your pants, then?
Kevyn:Yup. . .
Elf:Nothing to worry about.
Kevyn:. . . Until it stops ticking.