Sunday June 15, 2008

Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Part I: Wet Feet


Narrator:Meanwhile, in the Charynic District of Credomar. . .
Elf:I think you want to take a left up ahead, Shodan.
Shodan:Lots of young men loitering around that corner. . . Doesn't look good.
Shodan:Aaand we have a roadblock. I hate being right.
Elf:Keep the wheel. I've got this
Curly:EVERYBODY out of the truck!
Elf:Move the dumpster, mister. We're delivering this to the Makyra outlet center.
Curly:No, you're delivering it right here.
Curly:Credomar was founded on principles of democracy. My friends and I just held a caucus, and it was unanimous. Your new authorized deliver point is this corner.
Elf:Well, that's wonderful news. You and your constituency may proceed with your rally.
Curly:Right. . . Start unloading, boys! It's time to -
Elf:Oops. Veto. I think you're going to need to come up with a bigger legislature.