I checked the duty roster, Lieutenant Pibald is in charge on the docks. Lowly, naive Ensign moi won't be unsupervised, Commander.
Yes, but Pi is a freshly minted Lieutenant, and tends to be every bit as irrational as his numerical namesake.
So. . . he draws circles really well, and never repeats himself?
No, but if you push his buttons just right, he'll run around in circles repeatedly.
This field test is starting to sound like a lot of fun.