Friday December 12, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse — Part IV: Fuller's Soap


Elf: Sergeant, there's still one crate of Boomex on Onesy. When she crashes she could kill thousands.
Schlock: I left it there on purpose. Onesy is big enough to kill thousands just by auguring into the right building.
Schlock: This way she comes down in a hot hail of very small pieces.