Sergeant, they're already pretty close. Maybe we should ask questions and then shoot first.
Fine. Goober guns ready, though.
'Sucse me, what's going on here with those torches?
Those're just for show. We've got us a thermobarrel. Watch!!
Umm, what's a thermobarrel?
Shhh! They're about to-
WAAAUUUGH! TALKING POOP!!
Go ahead and start shooting.