Tuesday December 30, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Part IV: Fuller's Soap

Transcript

Elf:Sergeant, they're already pretty close. Maybe we should ask questions and then shoot first.
Schlock:Fine. Goober guns ready, though.
Schlock:'Sucse me, what's going on here with those torches?
Riot Chick:Those're just for show. We've got us a thermobarrel. Watch!!
Schlock:Umm, what's a thermobarrel?
Riot Chick:Shhh! They're about to-
Riot Chick:WAAAUUUGH! TALKING POOP!!
Schlock:Go ahead and start shooting.