Mission assignments aboard the Mato Mato. . .
I'm splitting the company into four independent commands for the next month. We can get more done, and make a lot more money that way.
Barsoom Command will be led by Lieutenant Michelle Diego-Garcia. 'Chelle has Schlock, Chisulo, and Elizabeth, and they'll be infiltrating the Barsoom Circus as deputies of the Marineris Dam City Police.
Olympus Command will be led by Commander Ellen Foxworthy. Elf, you've got Thurl, Ventura, and Platoon Two. You'll be in the High Olympus Shipyards making sure they fix the Touch-And-Go just the way we want it.
I'll have Platoons Three and Four, plus Lieutenants Shodan, Bunnigus, and Reynstein. We'll be on an extended security detail.
I'm calling this "Mallcop Command" because I couldn't think of anything more demeaning.
Finally, Commander Andreyasn will have Platoon One under Lieutenant Ebbirnoth. You're going back to Credomar. King Lota wants some teraport engineering done.
Credomar? Captain I hate that place! I'd just as soon blow it up as look at it!
Take Pi with you. If it needs to be blown up instead of looked at, you'll have everything you need.
Oh, oh, ohhh. . . This time we'll do it up right, sir. I promise.
Whatever, just make sure we get paid.