Trinko: Megiddo's goons pointed me at this mess of processors and asked me to dump its memory.
Trinko: Well, there's some read-only memory, but, these buffers dump to nowhere. Hojillions of petabytes stream through here, and just end up overwriting each other, there's no storage system to flush to.
Kevyn: That sounds like the old saw: 'in one ear and out the other.'
Trinko: Yes. Only with very, very, very large ears.
Gav-0: So it's a big-eared artificial idiot. Call the circus.
Narrator: We'll be hearing from the coalition of big-eared-folk any minute now...