Tagon: Colonel, Sergeant Schlock tells me that he is very sorry that you stepped in him. He knows you're upset, and hopes you'll forgive him for being so ugly and slimy.
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Schlock: Ahem.
Tagon: He was curious, though... Why were you trying to take a bath in the dark?
Jevee Ceeta: I'm a purp. I've got photosynthetic skin. No light means no photosynthesis. No photosynthesis means no bonus sugars. You see, I prefer to taste the calories i'm going to have to burn off.
Schlock: You could have taken a bath with your clothes on.
Jevee Ceeta: After stepping in you I'm wishing i'd tried that first.