Monday, January 10, 2005

Transcript for Monday, January 10, 2005
Narrator: Teraports are difficult, but not impossible to track.
Kevyn: Ennesby, give me a triple-teraport, just in case we're being followed.
Ennesby: On it. All hands, relax and enjoy the rip-and-replace.
SFX: 'PORT
Narrator: Bouncing quickly from one randomly-selected destination to the next raises the difficulty level significantly.
Narrator: The physics of teraporting is such that, unless something goes horribly, horribly wrong, you can lose your pursuers without ever getting lost yourself.
SFX: 'PORT
SFX: 'PORT
Ennesby: Uh-ho. . . I think we're lost.
Narrator: Don't worry. We're not going to do "Lost in Space." This will be ever so much worse.


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