General Tagon: Lieutenant Foxworthy?
Elf: That's me. Hey, you're Tagon's dad, huh?
General Tagon: Somebody said you were in the mess telling stories on my boy.
Elf: Um, yeah. I was there on that last op with him. I'm sorry.
General Tagon: You should be.
General Tagon: You started without me. Now you're going to have to tell the whole thing over from the beginning.
Schlock: When she gets to the part about the curried habanero horseradish, don't try any.