Rent-A-Cop: Lady, I know you think you're tough with those soldier boosts.
Rent-A-Cop: My partner and I are both ex-military. We're boosted and licensed. And very, very seasoned.
Rent-A-Cop: If you make us do this the hard way, we will knock you into next week.
Elf: Mess with me, and you'll find out your calendar doesn't have a "next week."