Schlock: What's goin' on?
Kevyn: I've generously decided to allow Elf to use the fabber for a little while.
Schlock: You? Generous?
Kevyn: Okay, she euphemistically threatened me with permanent genital damage.
Kevyn: But the moment I let on that you can get fabber time by offering me physical harm, you'll be. . . You know, forget I said anything.