Saturday, March 24, 2007

Note: Those of you wondering what Pronto is using to skin the giant goat-rabbit analog will be happy to know that nature often provides "package deals." Indeed, the tools to skin this particular beast can be found in its own mouth.

They are very short-handled tools, however, and the handles are wet.


Transcript for Saturday, March 24, 2007
Kevyn: . . . Then step eleven, fill the primitive barrel with urine and other acids to cure the leather.
Pronto: Commander, how about "step three, shut up and help with step two."
Schlock: You don't need to build barrels. I can hold the leather in my mouth.
Schlock: Aaaand I can make my own acid, too, thanks.


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