Tuesday July 15, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management — Part III: Board of Accidental Tourism


Tagon: Reverend, we simply cannot stay here long enough to do these aborigines any lasting good.
Reverend: I have the Fendorian cultural uplift protocols in my library. Maybe Kevyn could build a robot for them?
Tagon: No way. The last time Kevyn built a robot we ended up with a. . .
Ennesby: No, go on. I want to see how the sentence ends, so I can make fun of your mother.
Tagon: Kevyn, Ennesby just called you a girl!
Reverend: Nice evasion there, sir.