Sunday June 29, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management — Part III: Board of Accidental Tourism
Note: For those wondering just how something with a diameter comparable to that of a planet can go unnoticed in the night sky, it's useful to consider the effect that distance has. Suppose for a moment that this light-sail has the same diameter as Uranus...

Umm... No, let's use Jupiter instead. It's bigger, and we're all probably sick to death of jokes about Uranus.

So, Jupiter it is. From Earth it is bright enough to attract attention, and a little telescope work and a few days of motion-tracking will yield the salient facts -- it's a gas giant, it's local, and it's not coming to get us.

A light-sail would reflect more light than Jupiter does, because it's going to be reflective. After all, you can't tack against light if you're absorbing all of it. You have to be able to bounce some of it to one side in order to steer. (This implies a sail made of variably-reflective material whose albedo can be changed on the fly, but who's counting?)

Unfortunately for those scanning the heavens, the sail does not need to be that far away to get lost among the background stars, especially during a quick 'wide-angle' shot of the sky. If it's 10 or 12 light-hours out (30% further out than, say, Pluto) it might as well be invisible for all you can tell about it in a single glance.

The astute reader may wonder if this particular sail was manufactured by the same folks who make buuthandis. Without going into too much detail, we'll just say "no" and put the rampant speculation to rest. I mean, it's fun to pore over the archives and look for connections, but at some point you have to pull your head out of Uranus.


Narrator: One-hundred re-programmed 'terapedo' missiles are 'ported from their bays in the mercenary ship Serial Peacemaker.
Narrator: They take their positions in orbit about the star, and begin passively scanning the sky.
Narrator: Individually, they provide poor resolution, but when their inputs are combined in an array the picture is quite clear. Any object of note within several light-years can be brought under significant scrutiny.
Narrator: Of course, there's an awful lot of sky to scrutinize, which means that it's possible to miss things - even very big things.
Narrator: Like, say, a light-sail you could use for gift-wrapping planets.