Saturday February 18, 2006
Book 7: Emperor Pius Dei — Part V: Glamour Assault


Schlock: Capaaaain! Elf is in trouble!
Captain Tagon: What? What's the matter?
Schlock: I guess she went shopping, and this reality show saw her and is gonna make fun of her haircut and her clothes, and the studio lines are all busy, and she is gonna kill somebody!
Captain Tagon: If we need to do an extraction, we'll have to wait until the armor squadron is ready anyway.