Friday November 2, 2007
Book 9: The Body Politic — Part IV: We Kept the Party Hats


Captain Tagon: Ambassador, we will be able to teraport shortly, but there's a small problem with the package.
Ambassador Breya: Problem? What problem?
Captain Tagon: Well, you asked us to steal, transport, and deliver the corpse of General Xinchub. Turns out he came back around.
Captain Tagon: It's okay, though. We're going to turn him back into a corpse and we won't charge you extra.
Ambassador Breya: Tagon, please don't do that. I need you to bring him to me alive.
Captain Tagon: Oh. That will cost you extra.