Monday January 14, 2002
Kevyn:Is the barkeep still alive?
Schlock:Yeah. He peeked down the barrel of my plasgun and passed out before I could shoot him.
Kevyn:You sound so disappointed.
Schlock:If I'd been faster, I could have roasted him without feeling the least bit guilty.
Kevyn:Your conscience is getting faster on the uptake, Sergeant.
Schlock:Oh thats all I need. Quick-draw remorse.