Tuesday June 4, 2002
Nick:Sarge, can'tcha do that morphin' thing? Make yerself look like their cap'n?
Schlock:Well, yeah. But I couldn't pass a retinal scan.
Nick:Maybe they don' have retinal scans?
Schlock:I'm also a very clumsy biped.
Nick:You could say yer drunk!
Schlock:And I'd still be green.
Nick:Really, really drunk?