Monday June 24, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars — The Teraport Wars


Tagon: Sergeant schlock, do you read me?
Schlock: Loud and clear, Captain.
Tagon: Expect guests momentarily. Brad and Elf are going to crash your little party.
Schlock: Are they bringing party favors?
Tagon: Oh yes. There will be plenty to go around. Be sure to share freely. Be generous. And make sure Kevyn has a ride home.
Shep: What's the word, sarge?
Schlock: It's party-time.
Nick: Oooh! Is there going to be dancing?
Narrator: You might say that.