Saturday July 13, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars — The Teraport Wars


Narrator: Question: How do you keep an amorph entertained when the only heavy weapons on hand are attached to your tank?
Narrator: Answer: Let him ride on top.
Schlock: Hey Ennesby, this barrel is getting awfully warm.
Ennesby: That's because I didn't think you'd appreciate me firing up the heat-sink laser while you're sitting on it.