Captain, Kevyn just came up with an alternative. It's a long shot, but it can work.
Kevyn came up with something? Petey, Doythaban just reported in and told me that kevyn has been dead for almost twenty minutes. You're not talking to ghosts again, are you?
Of course, if you're going to go all suicidal at the mention of ghosts, i'll entertain the possibility that Doythaban has been smoking buttcrack.
We'll just add this to the list of metaphors that do not mix well, shall we?