Wednesday September 4, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars
Part I: Sawed-Off Schlockgun

Transcript

Kevyn:Will you at least let me have a look at those weapons before you start carrying them?
Schlock:You mean so we're sure they won't blow up in my face?
Kevyn:Or mine, or any face we choose to name.
Schlock:Fine. Go ahead and make them safer.
Kevyn:Thank you.
Schlock:Just don't make them look any safer.
Kevyn:So reattaching the bits you cut off isn't an option, then?