Wednesday September 4, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars — Petey Promoted


Kevyn: Will you at least let me have a look at those weapons before you start carrying them?
Schlock: You mean so we're sure they won't blow up in my face?
Kevyn: Or mine, or any face we choose to name.
Schlock: Fine. Go ahead and make them safer.
Kevyn: Thank you.
Schlock: Just don't make them look any safer.
Kevyn: So reattaching the bits you cut off isn't an option, then?