Peter, although the fleet brass won't talk to us, we have learned that they employed at least one mercenary unit.Captain Kaff Tagon has agreed to speak with us on amazing conditions of non-anonymity.
Captain, with the U.N.S. Brass so silent, why are you coming forward?
It's simple, really. The taxpayers have a right to know where their money is being spent.
For instance, none of it has yet been spent in remuneration for the services my company so patriotically rendered.
Okay, okay! You'll get paid. Now call off the press conference!