Thursday September 5, 2002
Book 2: The Teraport Wars
Part I: Sawed-Off Schlockgun

Transcript

Kevyn:Okay, I think i've got all the critical paths isolated and neutralized.
Kevyn:The autotracking has been disabled, i've cauterized the plasma bleeds, and I remounted the beam aperature. You can use any functions of this weapon with hip accuracy at short range, and it won't explode.
Schlock:So I can hook up the feeder and fire breacher rounds full-auto?
Kevyn:Ummm. Give that back, please.
Schlock:Oh, hang on you big pansy.
Kevyn:Now, Please?