Good evening, I'm peter caruthers, and you are watching HN3, The Hypernet News Network.
Tonight's top story: Were they military exercises, or an illegal first-strike mission? A fleet of U.N.S. Warships returned from points unknown today, many with heavy damage. We go now to our military correspondent, Ponju 'Gunny' Striithpok.
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Hi Peter. The brass around here are being pretty tight-lipped, and the flagship Athens has not returned, Wherever this fleet has been, it came home with its tail between its legs.
I'm not usually one to speculate on military matters, but when a dog this big has its tail down there, it's because somebody kicked it in and the tail is stuck.
How do you get a metaphor like that out of 'no comment?'