Friday May 2, 2003
Gavclone:You're right, Peter. Everybody has already heard my story. That's why I brought my new invention with me.
Peter Caruthers:That looks like a blow-dryer, Gav. What's it do?
Sign:HN3 the HYPERNET NEWS NETWORK
Gavclone:Hee hee! Next up on HN3, why they suddenly went back to pre-recorded segments!
HN3 Director:Fresh Scalp-Cat to set three! STAT!
HN3 Crew:Cut to the Tacobufa spot! Now!