You're right, Peter. Everybody has already heard my story. That's why I brought my new invention with me.
That looks like a blow-dryer, Gav. What's it do?
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Hee hee! Next up on HN3, why they suddenly went back to pre-recorded segments!
Fresh Scalp-Cat to set three! STAT!
Cut to the Tacobufa spot! Now!