Captain, while you and the grunts were sweating off your testosterone poisoning, I was catching up on current events.I think you'll be happy to hear that our employer made the news.
General Xinchub is in deep doo-doo. It looks like some of his scheming is catching up with him.
You think I'm happy? Hah! The only way I could be happier is if his scheming caught him and ate him whole.
I've met him. I suspect he's too fat for that.
But his schemes are big, too.