Saturday June 7, 2003
Book 3: Under New Management
Part III: Board of Accidental Tourism


Nick:A beach! We're gonna get ta go to a real beach!
Nick:Wit' sun, an' sand... water, waves, an beautiful women!
Schlock:Sorry, Nick. The first woman you're likely to see on the beach is Colonel Ceeta...
Schlock:I won't tell her about the look on your face if you promise not to repeat what I said.