Thursday June 3, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part III: Handle With Care


Schlock: I'm really, really sorry I ate your baby.
Iiki: It's okay Sergeant.
Iiki: Mortality is pretty high for baby Kreelies. Usually only two or three from a litter will survive to become sapient juveniles. That's why we have so many.
Schlock: Oh. That's kinda sad.
Schlock: May I have another?
Iiki: NO.