Saturday June 12, 2004
Note: Today's strip appears four years to the day after the first Schlock Mercenary strip. It's been a good ride. I'd offer a toast to the next four years, but now would appear to be the wrong time for toast.
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Part III: Handle With Care

Transcript

Schlock:
Tagon:
Kevyn:
Runaway Toaster:
Der Trihs:Okay, I probably put too much bleach in my mouth.