Sunday June 27, 2004

Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance
Part III: Handle With Care


Narrator:Operation Petshop commences. . .
Petshop Owner:Hi, welcome to Kitten K'Poodle. Are you looking for something special?
Sign:eldooP'K nettiK
Schlock:As a matter of fact, I am. I'm looking for Kreelies.
Petshop Owner:Oh, very popular, very exotic, too. How many do you want?
Sign:Ugly animals downstairs
Schlock:All of them.
SFX:Ommminous Hummmmm
Petshop Owner:Right. . . Is this another rush week gag? Because the toy plasma cannon is a little over the top.
Schlock:It's not a toy. I need all your Kreelies, and I need to know where I can get more. In bulk.
Petshop Owner:You and your friends are going to have to take your toys and your little scavenger hunt game someplace else, because I'm not
SFX:Blam Blam
Petshop Owner:Playing?
Schlock:Nice shooting, Andy. The new sign looks good.
Sign:Kitten Poo