Sunday June 27, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part III: Handle With Care


Narrator: Operation Petshop commences. . .
Petshop Owner: Hi, welcome to Kitten K'Poodle. Are you looking for something special?
Sign: eldooP'K nettiK
Schlock: As a matter of fact, I am. I'm looking for Kreelies.
Petshop Owner: Oh, very popular, very exotic, too. How many do you want?
Sign: Ugly animals downstairs
Schlock: All of them.
SFX: Ommminous Hummmmm
Petshop Owner: Right. . . Is this another rush week gag? Because the toy plasma cannon is a little over the top.
Schlock: It's not a toy. I need all your Kreelies, and I need to know where I can get more. In bulk.
Petshop Owner: You and your friends are going to have to take your toys and your little scavenger hunt game someplace else, because I'm not
SFX: Blam Blam
Petshop Owner: Playing?
Schlock: Nice shooting, Andy. The new sign looks good.
Sign: Kitten Poo