Wednesday June 9, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part III: Handle With Care


Tagon: I see you got rid of the defective toaster made by our defective fabber.
Kevyn: Schlock took care of it.
Tagon: I'm surprise he didn't take care of you. He's not keen on exploding food or practical jokes.
Kevyn: Are you kidding? This is Sergeant Schlock we're talking about. He begged me for it so he could take it down to the firing range.
Schlock: See? You get a lot more stopping power out of whole wheat.
Nick: It's my turn now.