Thursday July 1, 2004
Book 5: The Scrapyard of Insufferable Arrogance — Part III: Handle With Care


Pronto: One propietor, packaged and ready for travel, Sarge.
Schlock: Nice work. With the duct tape the smell of what he did to his pants isn't half so bad.
Pronto: That's 'cause I tossed his pants in one of the pens and hosed him off before taping him up.
Schlock: I hope your species is hairless.
Legs: I hope the puppies are current on their shots.
Petshop Owner: