Thursday August 5, 2004
Ennesby:The action is beginning on the 136-minute array.
Tagon:What do you have?
Ennesby:horrendous red-shift on our pair of Thunderheads, inbound at point-seven lights, full shields. I doubt Athens got much warning.
Narrator:Our story will now proceed from a point one hundred and thirty-six minutes ago. In short, rather than tell you what's currently going on, we'll tell you what's happened. This way you can catch up and it'll all make sense.
Schlock geeks:Aaaargh! I hate it when Schlock Mercenary does this!
Schlock geeks:It's better than "Dead Piro Day" or "Shirt-guy Tom Week."