Saturday August 21, 2004
Narrator:Ob'enn artificial intelligences react to the attack.
Staff of Unyielding:Scimitar, this is Staff! We've been attacked!
Scimitar:Join the club. Let me guess... Surgical strike to your primary annie-plant?
Staff of Unyielding:affirmative. It's incredible. We should both be expanding clouds of vapor right now.
Scimitar:I suppose we should be thankful for a merciful enemy.
Staff of Unyielding:Hey, now you really are the Scimitar of Irreparable Damage.
Scimitar:I've been waiting six one-thousandths of a second for you to spring that lame joke.