Wednesday July 4, 2007
Elf:Kevyn, I brought us some new pets.
Kevyn:Why? Norwest will just kill and eat them.
Elf:Not these. Corporal Towwick showed me Corporal Pi's contraband "ant farm."
Kevyn:Ants?! I don't want ants in our cabin!
Elf:They're not ants. If you look closely you'll see that these are home-grown macro, micro, and nanoassemblers.
Kevyn:And I definitely don't want homemade nanotech running loose in my cabin.
Elf:And that's not sand. It's Boomex.