Why does it smell like somebody spit coffee all over this room?
Because somebody did.
It is an involuntary reflex. Some when humans are surprised, or when we're laughing, we spit out whatever we have in our mouths.
In this case Elf and I learned that we have been hired to guard the very thing we also have been hired to steal.
H O R K
You just did that on purpose.
Is it more fun with food?