Friday July 6, 2007
Book 9: The Body Politic — Part II: Royal Flush


Elf: Captain, I don't care how much you hate somebody. . . It's just wrong to bring cake and champagne to their funeral.
Captain Tagon: Somebody assassinated King Xinchub last night.
Elf: I'll fab some party hats, and maybe some of those noisemaker thingies.
Kevyn: And ice cream to go with the cake.