I think your cream-pie dance left a lasting impression with some of the grunts.
I know it left one with me.
Oh, Honey, I'm sorry. Am I making it difficult for you to keep that chastity vow?
What? Err. . . No, not at all. I'm fine.
Umm. . . I mean, yes. You made it very hard.
No. . . Wait. . .
Offer to provide cream pie for the wedding night and we'll call it good.