I posted the opening for demolitions training, and promised a pay raise to whoever qualifies and gets the position.
We've already had fifty-nine different applications posted, and every one of the applicants appears to be hugely overqualified thanks to fictional exploits.
At least you got lots of troops interested in learning to blow things up.
Well. . . Fifty-eight of those applications were from Corporal Pibald. The other one was from "God Emperor Pi the First."
Aaand it's time to adjust his medication again, I see.