Sunday October 7, 2007

Book 9: The Body Politic
Part III: Schlocktober Fest 2007


Narrator:The lovers sit entwined, yet chaste. Awaiting sleeps' return. But passions rise with awkward haste and lust begins to burn.
Doctor Bunnigus:Mmmm. You're wearing too much clothing.
Reverend Theo:I think we both are. It's an easy problem to solve.
SFX:Snap. Snap. Button. GURGLE. Unfasten.
Xinchub Clone:GURGLE.
Doctor Bunnigus:What are you wearing that goes "gurgle?"
Reverend Theo:I thought that was you.
Reverend Theo:My sword. . . Where's my sword?
Doctor Bunnigus:It's. . . It's in
Reverend Theo:His hand? Is that what you were going to say? Because I got that.