Thursday October 11, 2007
Kevyn:I don't understand why people wake each other by asking Are you awake?"
Kevyn:It's dishonest. You already know the answer you want and you'll keep asking the question until you get it.
Kevyn:Why not just ask "Will you wake up and talk to me?". . . Because the "Are you awake?" question is rude and stupid, and there's no context in which it works.
Elf:Kevyn, Honey? Are you awake?
Kevyn:No, Dear, I'm arguing in my sleep.
Doctor Bunnigus:Let me know when your brain finishes this boot sequence.