Friday October 26, 2007
Book 9: The Body Politic
Part III: Schlocktober Fest 2007


Schlock:No, really. . . what are we doing?
Doctor Bunnigus:Adding a layer of security to Xinchub's coffin.
Schlock:Why can't third shift do that?
Doctor Bunnigus:Because they don't like "New Ovalkwik Refreshing Energy Paste" as much as you do.
Schlock:You know, that stuff is actually kind of sludgy.
Doctor Bunnigus:Their marketing team bought the rights to add a definition to the word "refreshing."