Saturday July 12, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Part II: Enter the Longshoreman

Transcript

Narrator:Sergeant Schlock escorts the news-goons back to the Touch-And-Go.
Schlock:Okay, now what's in that box?
Lou:Cameras.
Schlock:I need to check 'em.
Lou:Like you 'checked' my lunch-box?
Schlock:You got it back.
Lou:Yeah. Empty. Oh, and it was wet, too.
Schlock:I did you a favor. That jar of mayo had started to grow chunks.
Lou:It wasn't mayo. It was huitlacoche-flavored natto.
Schlock:No wonder the U.N.S. has us sending food to you people. You've been out of mayonnaise for so long it's made you crazy.