Thursday July 17, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse — Part II: Enter the Longshoreman


Schlock: Hey, Captain. The camera goons are here. They're setting up in the conference room.
Captain Tagon: Good. Thanks, Sergeant.
Schlock: I searched 'em for weapons. They had a couple of slug-throwers and some rotten food. I ate the food, swallowed their guns, and then we had a nice long talk.
Captain Tagon: "Long talk?" You didn't rough them up, did you? They're reporters and I just learned we're not allowed to do that.
Schlock: No, nothing like that. They just had some questions, so I broke out the Ovalkwik and we shot the bull for a while.
Captain Tagon: Oh. Oh my.
Schlock: They took my picture, but I think my eyes might have been closed.