Wednesday July 16, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Part II: Enter the Longshoreman


Captain Tagon:Okay, I take back what I said earlier. I don't think I can do this interview.
Ennesby:Sure you can. We'll just use the Bergerac Solution. I'll tell you what to say via an earpiece.
Captain Tagon:Oh, great. A sitcom solution. These things never end well. I'll misunderstand you, and then I'll spout offensive nonsense.
Ennesby:We still have twenty minutes to get ready. If we let the Doctor put a tap on your brainstem, I can put the words right in your mouth.
Captain Tagon:So now it's a science-fiction sitcom.
Ennesby:If the shoe fits.
Captain Tagon:If I put that shoe on I'll get canceled before episode four airs.