Monday August 11, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Part II: Enter the Longshoreman


Ebbirnoth:Noth Channit! Somebody just shot my eye out!
Schlock:Yeah. . . now fall down.
Ebbirnoth:I'm not going to fall down. Point me in the right direction. We're going to kill somebody.
Schlock:Ebby, humans keep their brains up where you've got nothing but eyeball. This place is pretty much all human. Let them think they killed you.
Ebbirnoth:Wo is me, for I am undone!
Schlock:Cruel fate! His death reflex make it sound almost as if he was talking!