Wednesday August 13, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse
Part II: Enter the Longshoreman


Ebbirnoth:Sergeant, the sniper may be waiting for the recovery team to show up. Once they do, he opens fire again.
Schlock:You don't play dead very well.
Ebbirnoth:Sorry. I'm in a lot of pain. Talking takes my mind off of the desire to scream in agony.
Ebbirnoth:Do you have any idea how many exposed nerves there are in a popped Unioc eyeball?
Schlock:I can cauterize them if it will help you shut up.
Ebbirnoth:The threat alone will suffice.
Schlock:Prove it.